Komp. vicevi

Published on 08/31,2012

- Jesi cuo da postoji zivot van neta?
- Seres,daj link!

 - Zašto internet neće moći da zamene novine?

- Pa kako internetom ubijas muve?

 Vozili se u autu mehaničar,električar i programer...i auto se pokvari.Mehaničar kaže:

- Ma sigurno je otišao blok od motora!
Električar:
- Ma sigurno je to do akumulatora!
Kad će programer:
-A da probamo da izadjemo,pa da ponovo udjemo? WinkCool
 
 Sta radi programer kad mu je vruce?

- desni klik i refresh Lol!!!

 Novi BMW stoji na semaforu, kad odjedanput otpozadi udari fico u njega. Na komandnojl tabli bmw-a ucitava se:

-Found new hardware click here to install!

 Moli sin oca programera da mu objasni neke stvari.

- Tata, reci mi, kako sam se rodio?
- Dobro sine, znao sam da ćes me jednog dana to pitati. Evo ovako... Tata i mama su napravili jedan copy/paste na jednom chatu na MSN. Tata je onda zakazao mami sastanak preko email-a u WC-u u jednom cybercafeu. Onda je mama napravila nekoliko download-a s tatinim memory stick-om.
Kad je tata bio spreman za upload, primetili smo da nismo stavili firewall. Kako je bilo kasno da se koristi undo, a ni delete više nije pomagao, devet meseci kasnije nam je stigao zajebani virus... 

  Kako se hakeri krste? 

U ime Oca i Sina I Svetoga Duha ENTER!

 Ulazi haker u mesaru i trazi kg mesa,a mesar ga pita:

- Da ti narezem? 
- Ne, nego na flash!


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